taluluto:

John Green is a living refutation to the law of conservation of meaning. It is astounding. This man takes words which, by themselves, have meanings– perfectly good meanings, words which impart concepts or ideas which, when spoken to an English speaker, make understandable sense– and he manages, somehow, I have no idea how he does it, to arrange them in such a way that although they are grammatically correct, they mean absolutely nothing at all. Let me show you what I mean.

Read this sentence from the first page of his novel “The Fault in our Stars”:

Depression is a side effect of dying. Cancer is also a side effect of dying. Almost everything is, really.

What does any of this mean? The surrounding sentences gave little to no oh my god I really cant do this.

i was going to keep going and being honestly analytical but i couldnt possibly say anything to make you understand what i mean more than the sentence ‘cancer is also a side effect of dying’ on its own. just read that. just read those words, in that order,over and over. i cant take my eyes off it. fuck, look at it. look at this fucking sentence. this is an eldritch sentence. it’s like being in one of those rooms where all the walls are mirrors and seeing yourself reflected over and over infinitely. there’s not even an abyss of meaninglessness to gaze into because that would imply depth.

unreliablemodernist:

*holds it together on the streets, has an existential crisis in the sheets*

hurleyfucker:

i love when fob write lyrics like “we are bad news” and “i am your worst nightmare” bc its like……andy literally spent like a thousand dollars on a lifesize scale model statue of a star wars character and patrick hid in a closet when his friends got him a stripper for his birthday one time bc he wasnt sure how to tell her to leave and its just like…are you sure ur my worst nightmare fob…are you sure

a-little-pink-angel:

*fixes the fur around my teddy bears eyes because he looks mad*

luciferofficial:

*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS

metaflesh:

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live